(This is a parody of CQ please keep in mind before you downvote it. -Psker)
 
You check the trash can. It’s filled with photos of you for some reason. 
After considering your options, you decide to acquire the Guffin and use its power to force everyone to give you anal injections.
 
And illegalize balls too. Screw balls. 
In the way, you find a group of zombies, and use the defence method nature gave you, second only to crying like a little bitch.
 
Running like a little bitch.
 
You find an empty room and lock the door behind you. Sadly, there’s still like fifteen windows that the zombies break through with ease.
 
Your amulet calls you a retard while you think of another plan.
 
/Being/ a little bitch.
 
You grab the closest zombie and force its dick into your mouth, sucking it with fiery passion.
 
But your succ is too powerful, and the dick comes off the zombie. 
You are now surrounded by four confused zombies and an angry, castrated zombie.
 
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